Today, we stand at the precipice of finally moving in the direction that Tolkien would be proud of: "one port to rule them all, one outlet to charge them, one cable connecting them all, but in the darkness cannot find them." If we can bring forth a fellowship that we can all unite with, it may not be possible in politics or the choice of condiments to top one's pizza, but it is conceivable in the type of port our phones charge. This fellowship is made possible with USB-C.